hasan-minhaj:

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s 2019 and tissue boxes still don’t have the last 10 tissues a different colour to notify we need a new box.

eatingisfab:

fuckyahumor:

comradewodka:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

a-flickering-soul:

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

one…….tentacle…….

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

every day you grow more beautiful…….

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

u should make more of this!!!

so cute omg

avernalism:

I cant believe its a playlist for me

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

cwote:

Allow yourself to grow. 

inspired by @literahti

npr-slut:

my brain: no more thinking for me today!!! too tired!!! >:(

me: Then Let Me Sleep

my brain:

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

glorianas:

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

ultra-frog:

ultra-frog:

dirt king dirt king dirt king

The dirt king appreciates this attention

x-heesy:

Various Gothic American Houses

chickenkeeping:

arrakeen:

chickenkeeping:

what if chickens had front facing eyes

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

princecarlton:

tittypetes:

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now