now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
I know its wrong I find this gross but I do.
it’s okay i find you gross too
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Why cello there
This has 130 notes.
Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny
This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything
This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.
165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.
Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.
Can we just boil everything down to “don’t be a dick to someone about something they can’t control”
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
Moving into haunted houses can be weird.
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